What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.