What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a sly pig and a yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt.....

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.