What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why will you never go hungry in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.