What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.