What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.