Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes More Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

What do you call a sandstorm that won't go away?

Da rude sandstorm