Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm
A rough draft
Because of the sand which is there.
Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick
You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.
It's more fun to break wind
I went out on a limb.
Gold digging
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Da rude sandstorm