Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

Compare Jokes More Compare Jokes

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes More Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes

What do you call a sandstorm that won't go away?

Da rude sandstorm

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm