Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Compare Jokes More Compare Jokes

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes More Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes

What do you call a sandstorm that won't go away?

Da rude sandstorm

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm