Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes More Da Rude Sandstorm Jokes

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm