Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant?

Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

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What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm