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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.