What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

because I don't love you anymore.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What's this song?

Me: Awful.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

How was your history test?

Timmy: "Who the hell are you "

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.