What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.