What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.