What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

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Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

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The barber ran

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What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !