What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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because he doesn't want to be spotted

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You know he did it.

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They start to fret.

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Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

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God does not punish twice.

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In Iraq.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide