Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

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They don't want to have to retrain them.

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Why is camping so much fun?

It's intense!

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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Because it's in tents.

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It's in tents!

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.