Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

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What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.