Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!