Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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So he could go to Otter Space.

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

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Why was the camper so focused?

Because he was in-tents

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!