Stake Jokes

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

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Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.