Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.