Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.