Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.