Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!