Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

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What do cow pastures smell like?

Dairy air

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!