Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."