Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

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What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes