How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What do you call a brother and sister rack of ribs??

Riblings