How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.