Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

A: Because he's Haydn!

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What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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What's Mozart doing?

decomposing.

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.