What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

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What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!