What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

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How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

What do you call a white woman that identifies as black?

TransRachel - credit Jennie

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.