What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

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How do you identify a baboon?

Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.