What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

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Why are white prisoners so scary?

Because you know they did it.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes?

They have a "JOKE" disclaimer tag

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.