What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

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What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'