What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans