What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What can a homeless figure skater do to get by?

Turn-tricks

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans