What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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What can a homeless figure skater do to get by?

Turn-tricks

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*