Kidnapper Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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Coffee Mug

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Skater Jokes More Skater Jokes

What can a homeless figure skater do to get by?

Turn-tricks

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

White Van Jokes More White Van Jokes

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans