Kidnapper Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

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During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

Skater Jokes More Skater Jokes

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

White Van Jokes More White Van Jokes

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

Chloroform Jokes More Chloroform Jokes

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform