Kidnapper Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

Chloroform Jokes More Chloroform Jokes

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of sound system does a Saab have?

A Saab-woofer :)

What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

Skater Jokes More Skater Jokes

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

White Van Jokes More White Van Jokes

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans