Kidnapper Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

Chloroform Jokes More Chloroform Jokes

What's my best pickup line?

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

White Van Jokes More White Van Jokes

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."