What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit