What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling