What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..