What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.