What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

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How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog