What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.