What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.