What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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Oman!

Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.