What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring