What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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Because these colors don't run

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Use the forks Luke.

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One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.