Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims?

Allahuh Snackbar

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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Pack-it-stan