Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

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How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!