Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

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