What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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What do you call a stoned Irishman?

A baked potato.

Why do Irishmen grow mustaches?

So they look like their mothers