What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What are you in the bathroom?

European

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What do you call a sober Irishman?

A liar.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."