What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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How do you electrocute a blonde?

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Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

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Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

Why was the chef fired?

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman