How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

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How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

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Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.