Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner
A Fraudian slip.
They don't find them Hume-erous.
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
Because there's a Target on every corner
Its always 90 Degrees
Leaving a plunger in the toilet.