How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Al Gore Jokes More Al Gore Jokes

Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment?

Because of an inconvenient tooth.

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

Secret Service Jokes More Secret Service Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service