How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

What's the difference between a feminist and a spear?

A spear has a point!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Al Gore Jokes More Al Gore Jokes

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm

Secret Service Jokes More Secret Service Jokes

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.