How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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Jesus may actually return some day.

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."