How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm

Secret Service Jokes More Secret Service Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."