What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.