What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic ..

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.