What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

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Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute