What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

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What's the difference a kidney bean and a chickpea?

I've never paid $200 to have a kidney bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food