What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.