What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ?

A shaggy dogs tale !

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What do you give a girl that has everything?

Penicillin

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Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.