How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

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Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

How can you tell if a Canadian is an existentialist?

Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist, ... be."

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

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How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

What can you give me to keep it in?

Dr.: a plastic bag