How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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What do you call a Dr. that shares your medical history with everyone?

a HIPAAcrite

What do you call the worst Dr. who graduated from the worst med school?

Dr.