What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

Manning was just a bit too much for them.

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

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What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years