What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What's in a white mans pants and more than 4 inches long?

Nothing

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do goats do to get off?

They pasturebate

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.