He had to get a new goat !
Jack and the beans talk
She choked.
A legend
Nothing
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide
Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
They pasturebate
The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.