What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

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What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the zoo.(/spoiler)