What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

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Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.