What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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What happens when Turkeys get the common cold?

They quit smoking.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

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Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.