What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do all men at single's bars have in common?

They're married.

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What do you get when you cross a fancy car and a sweet potato?

A Yambourghini!

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.