What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

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How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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What happens if you get human DNA in a goat?

You get banned from the petting zoo.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !