What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why do all blacks have acne?

Because they all have black heads.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs