What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.