What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.