What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.