The police held an inn-quest
Pandemonium breaks out.
there was a porkward silence
Squidnappers !
A: Because they held up a pair of pants.
One protects all colors.
They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.
Because people are dying to get in!
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
On the Gin-ternet.