What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

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What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

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What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue