What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Fever Jokes More Fever Jokes

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)