What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog?

Faux paw.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

Fever Jokes More Fever Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Why did the Fonz have red eyes?

Because he had fever!