What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.