How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

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Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.