How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

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What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.