Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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It has to change for itself.

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He got cancelled.

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The vending machine.

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They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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I want my quarter back!

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Vending machines.

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Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why are gym memberships illegal?

Because of the Free Exercise Clause.