What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!