What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ?

Barberd wire !

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!