What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

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Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!