Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.