Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does the universe throw a party?

They planet.

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.