Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

How does a solar system have a party?

How does a solar system have a party? They planet

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)