Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)