Atmosphere Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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A football match !

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A tents atmosphere

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When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

Lighten Jokes More Lighten Jokes

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They drink bleach.

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They can lighten your load !

Venus Jokes More Venus Jokes

What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open?

In tennis, love means nothing.

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere

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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

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You planet.

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.