What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Dinner Party Jokes More Dinner Party Jokes

What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.