What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

Why did the negative number look so surprised?

He was nonplussed.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

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What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

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What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.