How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

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How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything lol

How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

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When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

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None. It's too dark.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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My cat would be dead before I got 50

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How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer.

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

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How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!