What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

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What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.