What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

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Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!