What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

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What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.