What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

About tennish.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"