What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

What do you call an Arab who just arrived -Amir The next one?

Amir Azwal The next -Amir Azwal Azim

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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.