Dinner Party Jokes

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.