What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"

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What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.