What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde