What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

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Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

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What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

What do you say to change the atmosphere at a dinner party?

If were all here, who's looking after Madeline?"

Formaldehyde Jokes More Formaldehyde Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.