What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

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What did the cannibal who was late to the dinner party get?

The left-ovaries.

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.