What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

45

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.