What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

45

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)