What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

well many how???

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."