What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man?

Addadictomy.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

What do you call a chica on the go?

Chicago