What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

45

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.