What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

45 Jokes More 45 Jokes

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.