Chelsea.
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Chicago.
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!
Nun
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
Your love life.
The cream
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)
He dates his other sister.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
He didn't want no scrubs
Attire.
A: 10:45
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