45 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

45 Pound Jokes More 45 Pound Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

Wig Jokes More Wig Jokes

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

How much is an M&ampM?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!