45 Jokes

What do you get when 42 goes into 45?

Chelsea.

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What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

45 Year Old Jokes More 45 Year Old Jokes

What do a 45 year old pregnant alcoholic and Ironman have in common?

Both have a little Downy Jr in them.

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!"

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.