Chelsea.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
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Chicago.
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
Legolas
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Around 3000 people
They only had 4 cars.
Because he didn't want toupee.
An earwig !
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
Call Baltimore, M.D.
To Chicago
All of those guys already have boyfriends.
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
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16, 32, 64, and 128
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