About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
A dead baby can feed a family of four
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
She didn't suit his taste!
A boyfriend.
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
The same thing he told her the first time!
Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
