What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?

He was a boar.

45 Minute Jokes More 45 Minute Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

45 Pound Jokes More 45 Pound Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes