What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

45 Minute Jokes More 45 Minute Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

45 Pound Jokes More 45 Pound Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.