About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
I don't know.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
He just wasn't really Inuit...
Yes but we cantaloupe.
A Standing Blow-vation.
The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
A widow
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
