The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
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About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
45 minutes.
Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.
Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
An improvement.
He made them Batman.
An ATM machine
He loves his pot.
Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
He can't even last a femtosecond!
My girlfriend
Because his wife was dead-set against it...
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Because it was two-tired
The egg gets laid!
Your love life.
