45 Minute Jokes

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Wig Jokes More Wig Jokes

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

45 Pound Jokes More 45 Pound Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

What do I and Y2K have in common?

Neither of us can get a date right