The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
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About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
45 minutes.
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
No home oh
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
It's not my fault I'm blind.
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Wha suh b?
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
He wanted to lay it on the line !
The brick will eventually get laid.
A transparent
Don't look. I'm dressing."
An improvement.
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Because he didn't want toupee.
