What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Paddle Pool Jokes More Paddle Pool Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Paddle Jokes More Paddle Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.