The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.
You only need one nail to hang the painting.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
An alarmed clock.
A flat minor
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
Deep ends really.