What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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