What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Paddle Pool Jokes More Paddle Pool Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Paddle Jokes More Paddle Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.