What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.