What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Skim Milk Jokes More Skim Milk Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%