What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

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River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

Paddle Jokes More Paddle Jokes

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

Skim Milk Jokes More Skim Milk Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%