What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Paddle Jokes More Paddle Jokes

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

Skim Milk Jokes More Skim Milk Jokes

What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%