What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."