What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Previous Random Joke Next
Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.