Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ?

A mutt in a rut !

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What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig