Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer