Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

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What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.