Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

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What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can pikachu

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH