Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

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Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

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Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?