Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

to the dog.

Hubby Jokes More Hubby Jokes

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Insure Jokes More Insure Jokes

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?