Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?