Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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Wire haired terriers !!

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Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.

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What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.