What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!