What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684?

The wrong answer.

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

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Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down"

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!