What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!