What did the dog say to the other dog at the party?

Raise the woof!

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Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!